Double Dipping

My "in tune" friend and I were once at a jewelry party where there were some appetizers that involved crackers and dip, veg and dip and other dip-able goodies. There were some girls there that my friend was not fond of and mentioned to me that they were double dipping and were "obviously programmed to be disgusting!" I found that to be hilarious and have thought about that funny comment often - especially when dipping food in public.

When I am with family (sister/mom) and such an edible is involved, I may dip and flip (this is my exception with family only) because I love dip, almost any dip. When I am with strangers I would never ever double dip or dip and flip - it's just wrong.

However, there is an exception to my dipping etiquette - NACHOS with TG! Last night (not unlike most Thursdays) we dipped, double dipped, picked cheese, scooped salsa then sour cream (and vice versa), left toppings in the dips and scooped it out with the next chip, who ever's chip that may have been, it didn't matter. Now does that make us "programmed to be disgusting"? Or in love? Probably a little of both but as long as the kitties are the only witnesses I am OK with that!

Have a great weekend!

Working with Men...This Is About Shit (And A Wedding), You've Been Warned!

I work with 6 other men - all in the same open yet small office and for the most part I like it. When I first started a couple years (almost three) ago, I thought the idea of sharing a bathroom was a little weird but got used to the idea pretty quick. It was either that or hold it for 8 hours a day or until at least lunch...

Anyways, I learned a lot about the "schedules" of my fellow employees, it was not hard to figure out.

Here's how:

My boss has a background in chemistry and in his studies he has learned that the smell of matches takes away the small of shit. So now whenever one of the guys takes a crunch in the bathroom then exists, we can all smell smoke/matches rather then shit. It's considerate really if you think about it, what would you rather smell throughout the day? (Note: it really is better - we used to have air freshener that smelled like "apple crumble pie" which just made everything smal like apple crumble poo).
When I have to pee (#2 at work is a no-no) and go into the shitter to find a match stick in the bowl - just eww. I know full well that one of the guys just sat there for 15 minutes working out a turd and feel weird pissing in the same pot - again, something that I had to get over rather quick, I guess it's natural.

Now, the other day I went it to find not 1 but 2 matches in the toilet - that must have been one hell of a shit (either that or a tandem job) and it makes me think why every one just can't go before they get to work? It is starting to gross/freak me out a little with the amount of times that I go pee to find a match (or two) in the toilet - cripes...

In better/more exciting (and less shitty) news - D is married! It was a beautiful day and I was happy to be a part of the celebration. The dresses were quite "boobie" and more so then I had originally thought -the maids and I rocked it out! TG was pleased with the look as noted by the small fist pump (kidding!) I saw just before I began to walk down the aisle! As well, my mother's eye's nearly popped out of her head when she saw me. She says it was because I looked beautiful yet I think it was because she has not seen that much of my boobs - ever.

So what's next? I am happy/thankful and yet a little sad that the season of wedding celebration is over - for a few different reasons. Some are selfish and others are not but all in all, is was a wonderful summer! What am I looking forward to now? Everything...