Sex And The Tri-Cities

"The Picture Does Not Make Me As Good Looking As I Know I Am!" -CJO

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

My Dream...

I had a very weird dream this past weekend. I usually do not remember my dreams but for some reason this one stuck.
It was about my having a baby - a little girl. It was cold outside so she was in a little snow suit but we could not afford a stroller so I had to carry nameless female baby around in my arms all the time. In my dream we walk all the way up the road to a Tim Horton's where I ask the baby to point to what it wants and she points to those mini-cheesecakes they sometimes have there. I reply with "you can't have cheesecake, you're just a baby!" After that, I dunno what happens...
So I recall the dream and share with TG while lounging in bed in the morning. I think he is psychologically damaged now. I reassure him that I can't/won't get pregnant and it seems to satisfy him. Later in the afternoon my favourite time of the month approaches and after wondering if it was "just a dream" and convincing myself that a higher power was trying to tell me something in my REM sleep, I am now satisfied as well. I am convinced that the higher power was trying to tell me to finish the cheesecake I made for Valentines day - which TG and I did!

To the left, to the left...

I mention to TG that I was going to blog this quote. After a particularly nice conversation at Williams on Sunday afternoon, TG and I did a little book browsing at Chapters and then headed home. On the way home the Beyonce song "Irreplaceable" comes on the radio - truth be told I don't mind the song and often sing along. TG notes - with such certainty and aggression, "oh, well if he is gonna be there in a minute, I would just wait there and then kick his ass OR if I was Jay-Z, I would pop-a-cap in his ass!" I had to laugh out loud - hard. I mentioned to him that "he" in the song cheated on Beyonce so why "you" you want to kick the new guys ass? He sheepishly replies with, "I didn't know that part...I only know the chorus." LOL! "What did you think I was putting you out for?!" TG you're such a cracka' and I love it!

xo

Have a good week!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Random Thoughts...

*When I am following a driver that I consider to be a shitty driver (going to slow, left the blinker on...) I become even more frustrated if the car has the little Jesus fish logo by the license plate and I am not too sure why that is.
*My hair is a disaster. It is unmanageable and needs to be cut and coloured. Happy Valentines Day to me!
*I am a little bit of a cat person - shhhh!
*I like to do nice things for TG - that is my language of love.
*I love to see good healthy food in our fridge and cupboards.
*That I weigh less and feel better about myself then I did in high school. I proved this by putting on an old dress and realizing that I need to have it altered to fit. I love that dress...
*I will never be a size 4.
*I saw a magazine in Chapters to other day called "Engagement Today" and the headline was "how to get the ring and proposal you've been dreaming of"-does anyone else see a problem with this?
*I am in love with the new season of The Hills and LC reminds me of that girl that was on Charles in Charge back in the day.
*I did not get enough comments to fully divulge my sex in the middle of the night experience. I will say that I initiated and "did the work" then finished with TG "tuning a radio" and it was awesome only because we could laugh about it. Laughter is SO important.
*I don't know my lefts and rights very well - especially on the spot and it is sometimes embarrassing and sometimes funny.
*It is never too late to start fresh - this applies to almost everything.

Happy Valentines Day - do something nice for yourself and someone you love!

Update:
*TG needs to update his blog as my birthday was over a month ago. I suggest he should post something about how fantastic I am - just kidding.
*I accidentally wore my underwear inside out today - one of those days I suppose.

(This post was inspired by a fellow blogger and WW member in Ottawa)

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Bad Timing...

I am still riding this "future" wave so I thought it would be appropriate to ask TG a "hypothetical" marriage question last night (which I will not disclose) and I did not get the response from TG that I was hoping for. Instead, I put myself out there and I got "your timing is a little off..." Huh?!

I agree that maybe while watching "Dateline: To Catch A Predator Part 2" may not be the best timing but it shook me up, I am good now and will plan my "attacks" rather then blurt out tough scenarios that force TG to look into his very soul in order to discuss while "redcobra52" tries to seduce a "13f" in Long Beach California - sicko. Seriously if you watched it SICK-O.

My kitty is having the surgery today. She is getting de-clawed and spayed. She wasn't going to the vet without a fight neither. Ready for work, both TG and I tried to get the little bitch into her very stylish carrying case and both of us ended up bleeding-badly. It was like she knew this would be her last chance...that aside I was sad to leave her there for 2 nights and will go visit her every night because I miss her a little already. On a bright note the ladies at the office are awesome and I know she is in excellent hands yet for the price she should be staying at the Hilton.

Questions of the week: Do you wake your SO up in the night for sex? Have you been awaken for sex in the middle of the night? If so, how do you feel about it? If not, how would you feel about it? Leave your comments and I will post my experience!

SNL this week features Mr. Keith Urban as the musical guest star. If you will not be watching be sure to record!

Ciao.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Future...

So TG reads my blog and comes home last night and says:

TG: "So...you've been thinking about the future?"

Mano: "Uh-huh..."

TG: "What have you been thinking about?"

Mano: "You know, just about where I want to be in a year...where we're going to be in a year, nothing major...just thoughts."

TG: "Ahhh..."

Mano: "As I said in my blog, it inevitable given the circumstances of the relationships around me/us."

TG: "I agree...on that note, what would you do if we broke up?"

Mano: "I don't know..."

TG: "I mean, would you just leave and send someone for your stuff?"

Mano: "I don't know, are we going to break up - I don't think that we are."

TG: "I agree...but you got to have a plan."

(BLAH BLAH)

Mano: "Well then obviously my plan would be suicide because what ever would I do without you?!"

TG: "That really would be your only option, after me you'd be going no where!"

Mano: "Then I guess I don't have to worry about my stuff then..."

TG: (phone rings and TG chats with the reason I looked so hot at his company holiday party)

TG: "Where were we...?"

Mano: "I was saying how if we broke up I would kill myself..."

TG: "Right!"

I love him, sometimes too much and it hurts. I think that sometimes it is going to burst out of me and I may actually pee my pants in front of him - it has come close to happening on more then one occasion.